at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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