And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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