I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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