Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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