idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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