It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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