i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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