...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The air was thick with penises
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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