quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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