Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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