I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
