Kiss
Puke
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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