I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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