Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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