I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
