Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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