I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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