i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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