Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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