Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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