You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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