This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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