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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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