I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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