I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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