How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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