Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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