I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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