the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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