At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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