Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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