he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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