WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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