is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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