is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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