Sponge bath it is.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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