My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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