the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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