Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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