Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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