I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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