just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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