The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
