Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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