A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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