i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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