i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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