I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Sext me about skeletons
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
