you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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