Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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